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Oscar Wilde humorous quotes

Oscar Wilde

Irish author, playwright and poet. (1854 1900).

He is remembered for his epigrams, his novel The Picture of Dorian Gray, and his plays.

  

 

 Those whom the gods love grow young.

 

 

 

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Knowledge, Cleverness, Learning

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

I am not young enough to know everything.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.

Relationship, Love, Marriage, Friends

To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.  >>>

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.

Men always want to be a woman's first love women like to be a man's last romance.

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same >>>

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects.

Beliefs, Communication, Action

When I was young I used to think that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

The one person who has more illusions than the dreamer is the man of action.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

I can believe anything provided it is incredible.