Humorous Song

How To Succeed in Love

Classic success rules applied to relationship building

This could be your life changing quest
Just stretch yourself and do your best!






Humorous Business Plan





Values being created


"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell."

Joan Crawford

"Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance."

Oscar Wilde

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the other eight are unimportant."

Henry Miller

Targeted market


"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess."

H. L. Mencken

"A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her."

Oscar Wilde

Brief history


"I know you aren't perfect. But it's a person's imperfections that make them perfect for someone else."

Stephanie Perkins

"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance."

Oscar Wilde

"Men always want to be a woman's first love women like to be a man's last romance."

Oscar Wilde

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."

Woody Allen

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."

Orson Welles



Milestones completed and future plans


"Man begins by loving love and ends by loving a woman. Woman begins by loving a man and ends by loving love."

Remy De Gourmount

"Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat."

Oscar Wilde

"A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it."

Zsa Zsa Gaboz

"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'."

Woody Allen

"There will be sex after death, we just won't be able to feel it."

Lily Tomlin