Love Management Skills

Growth Strategy





Love Management Skills


"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry."  >>>

Oscar Wilde

"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away."

Dorothy Parker



Growth Strategy




"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."

H. L. Mencken

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."

Robert Frost

"Love is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with the mind."

Bob Phillips

"Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage."

Ambrose Bierce

Operational plan


"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."

Woody Allen

"In love, the best way to erase one's face from the tablet of memory is to draw another across it."

Helen Rowland

"If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life."

Oscar Wilde

Development risk


"There are three kinds of men who do not understand women: young, old, and middle-aged."


Risk management strategy


"If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring."

Alphonse Karr

"To find out a girl's faults, praise her girl friends."

Benjamin Franklin



Growth risk


"A sweetheart is a bottle of wine; a wife is a wine bottle."

P.C. Baudeareil

Risk management strategy


"Adultery is democracy applied to love."  >>>

H. L. Mencken

"Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!"

Irish joke

Other risks


"All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling."

Oscar Wilde

Risk management strategy


"My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading.

Steve Jobs





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"The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time."

John Barrymore

"Women are made to be loved, not understood."

Oscar Wilde

"Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely."


"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful provided you get between the right man and the right woman."

Woody Allen

"After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women; before that he has feelings."

Austin O'Malley

"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love."

Albert Einstein



"There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy."

Jean Anouilh

"He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals."

Benjamin Franklin

Marketing strategy


"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."

Erich Segal

"A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."

Brendan Francis

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."

Woody Allen






Funds Required and Uses


"Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years."

Henry Fielding

"If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: 'I'm cheap!'"

Delta Burke

"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories."

Melanie Clark

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less."

Brendon Francis

Financial Projections


"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."

Henny Youngman

"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."

T. R. Dewar




I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. ~ Woody Allen


Social Evolution: Old mantra: Love to be loved. New mantra: Like to be liked. Vadim Kotelnikov Social network jokes







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Funny video clip by Dennis Kotelnikov and his fellow student actors