Success Secrets

How To Succeed In Marketing and Selling

A Humorous Business Plan Composed of Humorous Quotes


Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov

Inventor and Founder of and Ten3 Business e-Coach (,,



Values being created

"Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it."   Samuel Butler

"It is our job to make women unhappy with what they have."   B. Earl Puckett

Targeted market

"Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need."   Chuck Palahniuk

Brief history

"Don't tell my mother I work in an advertising agency; she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse."   Jacques Seguela

Milestones completed and future plans

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Marketing Skills

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Growth Strategy


"What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public."   Vilhjalmur Stefansson

Operational plan

"Doing business without advertising is like 'winking' at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but no one else does."   Walter Seward

Development risk

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Risk management strategy

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Growth risk

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Risk management strategy

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Other risks

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Risk management strategy

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"In marketing there are those who satisfy needs and those who create wants." Juan Carlos Castillo


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Marketing strategy

"Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours."  Benjamin Disraeli

Funds Required and Uses

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Financial Projections

"You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy." Eric Hoffer

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