Self-discovery

 

Success Secrets

Self Improvement & Personal Success

A Humorous Business Plan Composed of Humorous Quotes

 

Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov

Inventor and Founder of Fun4Biz.com and Ten3 Business e-Coach (1000ventures.com, 1000advices.com, success360.com)

 

Personality Overview

Values being created

"All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it." – Samuel Butler

"My brain  – it's my second favorite organ." – Woody Allen

Targeted market

"My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there." – Charles Kettering

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying."  – Woody Allen

Brief history

"The suspicious parent makes an artful child." – Thomas G. Halliburton

"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think." – Jean de la Bruyere

"And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: they rent out my room." – Woody Allen

Milestones completed and future plans

"Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive." – Elber Hubbard

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans."  – Woody Allen

Self-Management Skills

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure." – Mark Twain

"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito." – Unknown

"Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure." – Earl Wilson

"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. There's no use in being a damn fool about it."  – W.C. Fields

"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it... I can resist everything except temptation." – Oscar Wilde

"Efficiency is intelligent laziness." – David Dunham

"I want to know God's thoughts... the rest are details." – Albert Einstein

Growth Strategy

Product

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.." – Woody Allen

Operational plan

"If A is a success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut." – Albert Einstein

"I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. I love to keep it by me; the idea of getting rid of it nearly breaks my heart." – Jerome Klapka Jerome

"I like nonsense - it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope... and that enables you to laugh at all of life's realities." – Dr. Seuss

"Everyone needs a warm personal enemy or two to keep him free from rust in the movable parts of his mind." – Gene Fowler

"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." – Socrates

Development risk

"The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity." – Helen Rowland

"Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station." – Fred Allen

Risk management strategy

"Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess." – Oscar Wilde

"My reputation grows with every failure." – George Bernard Shaw

Growth risk

"He was so tall that I was not sure he had a face." – Mark Twain

"Success is the one unpardonable sin against one's fellows." – Ambrose Bierce

"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." – Fred Allen

Risk management strategy

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Other risks

"I am not young enough to know everything." – Oscar Wilde

"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.." – Mark Twain

Risk management strategy

"Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about." – Oscar Wilde

Markets

Analysis

"Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it." – Don Marquis

"The reason so many people never get anywhere in life is because when opportunity knocks, they are out in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers." – Walter Percy Chrysler

"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." – Oscar Wilde

"The man who can't dance thinks the band is no good." – Polish Proverb

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." – Groucho Marx

"A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it." – Oscar Wilde

Competition

"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best." – Oscar Wilde

"Everybody loves success, but they hate successful people." – John McEnroe

Marketing strategy

"One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards." – Oscar Wilde

"Don't be so humble – you are not that great." – Golda Meir

"If you pretend to be good, the world takes you very seriously. If you pretend to be bad, it doesn't. Such is the astounding stupidity of optimism." – Oscar Wilde

Funds Required and Uses

"It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating." – Oscar Wilde

"If you’re given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal." – Katharine Hepburn

"The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax." – Lord Thomas Robert Dewar

Financial Projections

"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is." – Oscar Wilde

"More and more these days I find myself pondering how to reconcile my net income with my gross habits." – John Nelson

 

 
 

 

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