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Doctors are powerless if a patient wants to live. |
Faina Ranevskaya |
Food is an important part of a
balanced diet. |
Fran Lebowitz |
Get your room full of air, then shut up the windows and keep it.
It will keep for years. Anyway, don't keep using your lungs all
the time. Let them rest. |
Stephen Leacock |
What some call health, if
purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better
than tedious disease. |
George Dennison Prentice |
Be careful about reading
health books. You may die of a misprint. |
Mark Twain |
Part of the
secret of success in life
is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside...
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Mark Twain |
Health nuts are going to feel
stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
|
Redd Foxx |
Muscles
come and go; flab lasts. |
Bill
Vaughan |
If I
knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care
of myself. |
Mickey
Mantle |
My
doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life.
I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. |
Milton
Berle |
Turns
out we've all been eating the wrong thing...since the dawn of
civilization! [On the Atkins Diet] |
Lewis
Black |
According to a new study, women in satisfying
marriages are less
likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women.
So don't worry lonely women, you'll be dead soon. |
Tina
Fey |
I don't
jog. If I die I want to be sick. |
Abe
Lemons |
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