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Doctors are powerless if a patient wants to live.

Faina Ranevskaya

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Fran Lebowitz

Get your room full of air, then shut up the windows and keep it. It will keep for years. Anyway, don't keep using your lungs all the time. Let them rest.

Stephen Leacock

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.

George Dennison Prentice

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Mark Twain

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside... More

Mark Twain

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Redd Foxx



Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

Bill Vaughan

If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.

Mickey Mantle

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Milton Berle

Turns out we've all been eating the wrong thing...since the dawn of civilization! [On the Atkins Diet]

Lewis Black

According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry lonely women, you'll be dead soon.

Tina Fey

I don't jog. If I die I want to be sick.

Abe Lemons




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