1

You get a tax cut for all the coffee you bought.

2

You introduce your spouse as your coffeemate.

3

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.

4

You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.

5

You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee.

6

Your coffee cake, must have coffee in it.

7

You're offended when people use the word "brew" to mean beer.

8

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

9

Instant coffee takes too long.

10

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

11

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

12

You want to come back as a coffee mug in your next life.

  

 

 

 

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