|
I drink
to make other people interesting. |
George
Jean Nathan |
|
When
you are ill make haste to forgive your enemies, for you may
recover. |
Ambrose
Bierce |
|
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. |
Oscar
Wilde |
|
Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage or by
removal of the patient from the influences under which he
incurred the disorder. |
Ambrose
Bierce |
|
If men
knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring. |
Alphonse Karr |
|
A
sweetheart is a bottle of wine; a wife is a wine bottle. |
P.C.
Baudeareil |
|
A girl
must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. |
Zsa Zsa
Gabor |
|
Is that
a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
New
Product Ideas:
Sex Appeal Measuring Device |
Mae
West |
|
My
girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she's
reading. |
Steve
Jobs |
|
Love
your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of
bastards. |
Harold
Coffin |
|
A true
friend stabs you in the front. |
Oscar
Wilde |
|
One can
always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing. |
Oscar
Wilde |
|
Woman
begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his
retreat. |
Oscar
Wilde |
|
Be nice
to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. |
Jimmy
Durante |
|
I was
married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. |
Groucho
Marx |
|
In
love, the best way to erase one's face from the tablet of memory
is to draw another across it. |
Helen
Rowland |
|
Don't
knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love. |
Woody
Allen |
|
We
often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those
whom we bore. |
La
Rochefoucauld |
|
There
may come a time when the lion and the lamb will lie down
together, but I am still betting on the lion. |
Josh
Billings |
