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If you
made a list of the reasons why any couple got
married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce,
you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping. |
Mignon
McLaughlin |
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Getting
divorced just because you don't
love a man is almost as silly as getting married just
because you do. |
Zsa Zsa Gabor |
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My
husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he
was God, and I didn't. |
Unknown author |
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She
cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. |
Tommy Manville |
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Alimony
is like buying oats for a dead horse. |
Arthur Baer |
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Alimony
– The ransom that the
happy pay to the devil. |
H.L. Mencken |
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If you
think you have trouble supporting a wife, try not supporting
her. |
Unknown author |
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My
divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That’s what happens
when you haven’t been home in eighteen years. |
Lee Travino |
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One
reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas. |
Unknown author |
|
Ah,
yes, divorce … from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s
genitals through his wallet. |
Robin Williams |
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You
don’t know a women till you’ve met her in court. |
Norman Mailer |
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Love,
the quest;
marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. |
Helen Rowland |
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The
only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is,
doubtless, a separation. |
Lord
Chesterfield |
|
The
difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a
legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money. |
Johnny Carson |
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I don’t
think I’ll get married again. I’ll just find a woman I don’t
like and give her a house. |
Lewis Grizzard |
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I’m an
excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the
house. |
Zsa
Zsa Gabor |
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The
happiest time in any man's life is just after the first divorce. |
John Kenneth
Galbraith |
|
Divorce
is a declaration of independence with only two signers. |
Gerard
Lieberman |
