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 Growth Strategy




"Marriage isn't a process of prolonging the life of love, but of mummifying the corpse."

P. G. Wodehouse

Operational plan


"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards."

Benjamin Franklin

"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."

Woody Allen

Development risk


"Marriage means expectations and expectations mean conflict."

Paxton Blair

"Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house."

 Jean Kerr

"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."

Albert Einstein

"It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure."

Herbert Samuels

 Humorous News Snoring Husband Wife Is Responsible!


Risk management strategy


"Many marriages would be better if the husband and the wife clearly understood that they are on the same side."

Zig Ziglar

"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."

Rita Rudner

Growth risk


"A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted."

Helen Rowland

"It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him."

Helen Rowland

"With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!"  >>>

Rodney Dangerfield

Risk management strategy


"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."

Agatha Christie

"For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two."

Ray Romano

Other risks


"Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it."

Helen Rowland

Risk management strategy


"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."

Rodney Dangerfield

"Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first."

Billy Sunday








"All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage."

Lord Byron

"Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl."

Stephen B. Leacock

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."

Oscar Wilde

"A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to comprehend his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it."

Israel Zongwill

"Making love to your wife is like shooting at sitting ducks."

Groucho Marx

"The man who says his wife can't take a joke, forgets that she took him."

Oscar Wilde

"What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork."

Pearl Bailey



"Marriage is an adventure, like going to war."

Gilbert K. Chesterton

"Don't monopolize your spouse encourage adultery if you don't want to face anti-monopoly lawsuit."

Vadim Kotelnikov

"If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers."


Marketing strategy


"That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked."

Bill Cosby






Funds Required and Uses


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

James Holt McGavran

Financial Projections


"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."

Johnny Carson